Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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