I'm really into asian looking animals
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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