yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It was like getting head from an anaconda
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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