We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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