id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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