I need help removing her.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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