I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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