We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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