Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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