let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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