I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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