he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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