The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music