I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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