So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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