I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It's just like the Real World with babies
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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