New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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