did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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