i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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