On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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