On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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