Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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