I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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