I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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