We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm really busy with my period
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