i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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