I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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