It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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