Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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