I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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