yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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