Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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