the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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