Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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