dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You ruined the universe
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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