Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
