just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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