Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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