So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
