he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
