the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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