I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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