After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
no you cant smoke seaweed
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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