Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
