Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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