Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize