would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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