My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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