DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
