We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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