There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
you never un-have a 4some
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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