She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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